This hat might as well just say, your mom thinks I'm sexy. Demand respect by doing absolutely nothing with the Stepdad hat. You're the man of the house after all.
- DO: Clean your Pit Viper Lenses with the Limpcloth™ (included with every pair of Pit Vipers) and hot mouth breath, or Snake Oil Lens Cleaner (sold separately).
- DO NOT: Clean your Pit Viper lenses with bleach, dish soap, household chemical cleaning products, salt water, sandpaper, sweat, or other bodily fluids, mysterious or other.
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